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Race #34722

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Official speed 142.93 wpm (31.48 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 22, 2020 7:52:18pm UTC
Race Finish August 22, 2020 7:52:49pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. nonquit (150.77 wpm)
2. hreyfill (149.36 wpm)
4. harnessingxd (114.49 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 176.28
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.