aaron (nigerianmemelord)

Race #347

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Official speed 96.76 wpm (64.99 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 30, 2020 10:52:52am UTC
Race Finish August 30, 2020 10:53:57am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 2. udon (96.99 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 151.58
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Now, that's 200 dollars, dead or alive. I'm aware this is probably disconcerting news, but I'm willing to wager this man was elected sheriff sometime in the last 2 years. I know this because 3 years ago, he was rustling cattle from the B.C. Corrigan Cattle Company of Lubbock, Texas. Now this is a warrant, made out by circuit court Judge Henry Allen Laudermilk of Austin, Texas. You're encouraged to wire him. He'll back up who I am, and who your dear departed sheriff was. In other words, Marshall, you owe me 200 dollars.