David (bigd4316)

Race #34590

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Official speed 82.95 wpm (58.44 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 19, 2018 5:25:16am UTC
Race Finish April 19, 2018 5:26:14am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. pawncheaux (113.11 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 99.54
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...