autistic pink blender (sc3r4)

Race #345

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Official speed 82.30 wpm (54.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 12, 2019 5:46:23pm UTC
Race Finish June 12, 2019 5:47:18pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 3. mc0sta (87.03 wpm)
5. phoenixxix (80.47 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 101.50
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.