Name (You) (vergajo)

Race #3437

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Official speed 106.79 wpm (42.14 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 12, 2020 12:29:05pm UTC
Race Finish September 12, 2020 12:29:47pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. poem (135.84 wpm)
2. typeracer_player111 (113.24 wpm)
4. concurrent (90.11 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 131.71
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.