Evil-Earth Dweller (miach)

Race #3429

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Official speed 63.66 wpm (83.88 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 18, 2020 9:21:53pm UTC
Race Finish February 18, 2020 9:23:17pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. bambusnippel (94.45 wpm)
2. jimmylei (70.84 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 80.64
Text #4180574 (Length: 445 characters)

Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Life! Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock.