View Pit Stop page for race #341 by v1per2000 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 59.14 wpm (71.22 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 11, 2021 12:14:56pm UTC |
Race Finish | January 11, 2021 12:16:07pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
5. ethish (41.81 wpm) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 61.11 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |