Joël (mr_jacket_potato)

Race #3407

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Official speed 73.34 wpm (66.10 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 17, 2020 3:01:20pm UTC
Race Finish September 17, 2020 3:02:26pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. at8109 (65.12 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 88.01
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...