View Pit Stop page for race #34 by dusti — Ghost race
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Official speed | 51.74 wpm (81.41 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 22, 2016 6:36:14am UTC |
Race Finish | August 22, 2016 6:37:36am UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 4) |
Opponents |
2. joeltype (59.94 wpm) |
Accuracy | 90.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |