Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk)

Race #33977

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Official speed 97.64 wpm (49.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 9, 2019 5:25:25pm UTC
Race Finish October 9, 2019 5:26:15pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. torphon (94.12 wpm)
3. paronsrpk (77.48 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 117.16
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...