yappa (yappa99_rc)

Race #3386

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Official speed 79.76 wpm (60.78 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 18, 2019 8:06:34am UTC
Race Finish October 18, 2019 8:07:35am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. stormthetallone (88.87 wpm)
2. sanchit92 (86.34 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 95.72
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