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Race #3241

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Official speed 117.48 wpm (38.30 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 24, 2018 2:25:15pm UTC
Race Finish May 24, 2018 2:25:53pm UTC
Outcome No win (1 of 1)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 144.89
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.