Putti (puttio)

Race #3232

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Official speed 106.60 wpm (42.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 16, 2019 11:06:25pm UTC
Race Finish October 16, 2019 11:07:07pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. teiloq (110.26 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 131.47
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.