View Pit Stop page for race #3217 by roflmax — Ghost race
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Official speed | 91.03 wpm (46.27 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 17, 2013 10:01:06am UTC |
Race Finish | March 17, 2013 10:01:52am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 2) |
Opponents |
1. hag0n (93.53 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |