Kristian (forcepain)

Race #3171

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Official speed 76.24 wpm (59.02 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 24, 2020 12:59:41am UTC
Race Finish May 24, 2020 1:00:40am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. gaberhone (56.08 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 94.03
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.