View Pit Stop page for race #317 by thelawsofjay — Ghost race
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Official speed | 101.81 wpm (47.62 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | December 31, 2018 12:43:29am UTC |
Race Finish | December 31, 2018 12:44:17am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. orchideous (123.22 wpm) 3. poem (98.03 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 122.17 |
Text | #3641419 (Length: 404 characters) Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay... |