View Pit Stop page for race #316 by sir_uwu — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 80.27 wpm (52.47 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 23, 2021 6:01:26am UTC |
| Race Finish | May 23, 2021 6:02:18am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. speedemon33 (74.09 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 82.94 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |