Silent_One (get_a_lif3)

Race #3142

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Official speed 110.24 wpm (51.81 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 30, 2017 3:15:35am UTC
Race Finish July 30, 2017 3:16:27am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. residober (108.48 wpm)
3. atthetop (97.83 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 139.64
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Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat. As the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itching, a rash. From there the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, causing severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.