George (playlikeneverb4)

Race #314

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Official speed 84.79 wpm (57.88 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 2, 2016 4:10:56pm UTC
Race Finish February 2, 2016 4:11:54pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.