dont google anything (poopdapoop)

Race #3121

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Official speed 155.75 wpm (30.20 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 5, 2014 5:03:22am UTC
Race Finish June 5, 2014 5:03:52am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. smokujin (94.97 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.