i'm slow (pndspirit)

Race #3104

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Official speed 90.21 wpm (49.88 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 25, 2017 6:39:39pm UTC
Race Finish November 25, 2017 6:40:29pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. richyk1 (84.97 wpm)
4. layk_lewis1 (78.05 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 111.26
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.