Last (thelastmuffin)

Race #309

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Official speed 76.12 wpm (69.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 29, 2020 4:05:21am UTC
Race Finish June 29, 2020 4:06:30am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. spuqwertyamnesia (73.85 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 101.50
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Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siecle ennui, angst, Weltschmerz, call it what you will.