The Dutch Cat (nmessick)

Race #308

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Official speed 60.33 wpm (132.07 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 25, 2019 1:58:43am UTC
Race Finish July 25, 2019 2:00:55am UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 2. mast2143 (90.21 wpm)
3. fastasfaqboi (81.62 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 132.73
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And then I hear the best thing to do is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out. You could do that after of course, but you don't want to go sieving pig shit do you? Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through bone like it's butter. You gotta have a few pigs though, you need about sixteen. They will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute... Hence the expression "greedy as a pig."