View Pit Stop page for race #307 by ho0pla — Ghost race
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Official speed | 62.83 wpm (67.04 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 23, 2015 12:05:27am UTC |
Race Finish | September 23, 2015 12:06:34am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
Opponents |
1. eligerman (67.90 wpm) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |