theoste18 (theoste18)

Race #3057

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Official speed 87.52 wpm (51.42 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 20, 2020 10:23:44pm UTC
Race Finish February 20, 2020 10:24:35pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. tshafer3 (108.69 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 107.94
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.