qingyuan (hiperson3)

Race #304

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Official speed 95.95 wpm (46.90 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 2, 2018 2:30:38am UTC
Race Finish January 2, 2018 2:31:25am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. henrythememer (119.23 wpm)
2. playscrabble (118.30 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 118.33
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.