View Pit Stop page for race #303 by poop_chungus — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 92.37 wpm (45.60 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | July 18, 2020 2:03:25pm UTC |
| Race Finish | July 18, 2020 2:04:11pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. applebabycare (94.38 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 95.45 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |