Kris (kris_z)

Race #302

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Official speed 77.60 wpm (62.47 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 29, 2018 8:28:19pm UTC
Race Finish December 29, 2018 8:29:21pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. sluggm (75.64 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 93.12
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...