T1mmy1 (t1mmy1)

Race #30

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Official speed 59.44 wpm (82.57 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 10, 2021 2:42:36pm UTC
Race Finish January 10, 2021 2:43:58pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. agent_grifter (61.97 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 73.31
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.