Typing (sweatytyper)

Race #30

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Official speed 89.53 wpm (63.26 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 5, 2018 11:24:01am UTC
Race Finish September 5, 2018 11:25:04am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 2. ddragoons (96.78 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 134.30
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!