Francis (emeritusninoy)

Race #30

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Official speed 52.80 wpm (85.23 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 6, 2018 5:09:47pm UTC
Race Finish August 6, 2018 5:11:12pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. moedd (61.33 wpm)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 65.13
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.