View Pit Stop page for race #3 by jackattacks — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 49.99 wpm (84.26 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 27, 2021 2:53:51pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 27, 2021 2:55:15pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
| Opponents |
4. shehatesmyiso (53.39 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 51.65 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |