View Pit Stop page for race #3 by goshdarnitipeedmypants — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 89.32 wpm (47.16 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | March 26, 2023 11:51:58am UTC |
| Race Finish | March 26, 2023 11:52:45am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. jbcabintoy14 (98.15 wpm) 3. sadman_sam (70.06 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 92.30 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |