Kevin (kevin6ooo)

Race #299

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Official speed 83.97 wpm (53.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 3, 2018 11:55:57pm UTC
Race Finish October 3, 2018 11:56:50pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. jjz03 (97.65 wpm)
2. jackstraw (89.43 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 103.57
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.