Chris (depre)

Race #299

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Official speed 88.59 wpm (67.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 13, 2019 3:42:41am UTC
Race Finish March 13, 2019 3:43:48am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. 335080673 (72.85 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 137.31
Text #3811087 (Length: 499 characters)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.