Matt (poot_nanny)

Race #2980

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Official speed 84.43 wpm (105.89 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 28, 2020 2:47:07pm UTC
Race Finish May 28, 2020 2:48:53pm UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 3. mdyer44 (86.52 wpm)
4. mil1534 (86.50 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 209.67
Text #3550530 (Length: 745 characters)

You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?