Jonathan (the_mechanical)

Race #2959

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Official speed 89.42 wpm (42.41 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 6, 2020 12:59:10am UTC
Race Finish September 6, 2020 12:59:53am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. lammypie (81.49 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 90.91
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If this were Russia, yeah sure. Everyone would go to one Santa, and there would be a line around the block and once you sat on her lap and she'd ask you what you wanted, you would say probably "freedom." At which point the KGB would arrest you and send you to Siberia. It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.