Jewnited States of America (dvorak_king)

Race #29412

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Official speed 115.27 wpm (40.81 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 21, 2023 2:26:51pm UTC
Race Finish April 21, 2023 2:27:32pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. vigilante434 (82.02 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 134.49
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.