SelfAtari (selfatari)

Race #294

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Official speed 94.10 wpm (52.16 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 6, 2019 8:54:57am UTC
Race Finish October 6, 2019 8:55:49am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. bbnobu (152.30 wpm)
3. imtiaz123 (92.16 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 116.05
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.