Judas Escargot (looneyjuice)

Race #2933

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Official speed 94.26 wpm (38.83 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 23, 2020 11:06:15am UTC
Race Finish December 23, 2020 11:06:54am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. poem (126.10 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 91.12
Text #82 (Length: 305 characters)

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."