Larryjr (alanis)

Race #29244

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Official speed 123.39 wpm (39.29 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 24, 2017 12:01:24pm UTC
Race Finish November 24, 2017 12:02:04pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. uniracer (98.78 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 148.07
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...