CARDEER (cardeer)

Race #292

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Official speed 73.66 wpm (65.82 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 23, 2019 2:52:15pm UTC
Race Finish July 23, 2019 2:53:21pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 2. luckeh11 (80.78 wpm)
3. rg76 (79.19 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 88.39
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...