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Race #29

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Official speed 73.47 wpm (65.99 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 26, 2020 8:09:21pm UTC
Race Finish October 26, 2020 8:10:27pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 88.16
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...