Berend (bbeerreend)

Race #29

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Official speed 80.32 wpm (60.36 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 16, 2019 10:05:11am UTC
Race Finish March 16, 2019 10:06:11am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 2. zangy16 (81.98 wpm)
5. tung1x45 (76.88 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 96.39
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...