Lazy Dog (situation_abnormal)

Race #289

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Official speed 102.37 wpm (47.94 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 2, 2023 10:16:12pm UTC
Race Finish April 2, 2023 10:17:00pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. dvorak_king (108.02 wpm)
3. leepictrollexd (100.07 wpm)
5. ecrw (91.20 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 126.26
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.