View Pit Stop page for race #289 by situation_abnormal — Ghost race
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Official speed | 102.37 wpm (47.94 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 2, 2023 10:16:12pm UTC |
Race Finish | April 2, 2023 10:17:00pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. dvorak_king (108.02 wpm) 3. leepictrollexd (100.07 wpm) 5. ecrw (91.20 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 126.26 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |