View Pit Stop page for race #289 by sifo — Ghost race
Official speed | 114.91 wpm (36.65 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | July 31, 2013 4:08:43am UTC |
Race Finish | July 31, 2013 4:09:19am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
3. simms34 (110.90 wpm) |
Accuracy | 92.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |