Mimi (merrymolly23)

Race #288

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Official speed 77.73 wpm (63.14 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 8, 2017 2:51:24am UTC
Race Finish April 8, 2017 2:52:27am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. sicemxxamy (96.87 wpm)
2. bnuldun (94.38 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.