Timothy (timothyslash)

Race #2873

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Official speed 77.79 wpm (62.32 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 27, 2018 4:55:10am UTC
Race Finish January 27, 2018 4:56:12am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. swissarmyman (79.71 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 93.35
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...