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Race #28639

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Official speed 78.54 wpm (92.90 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 6, 2024 10:05:24am UTC
Race Finish February 6, 2024 10:06:57am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. damanthc (99.25 wpm)
3. typingmasterpro3 (84.28 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 132.20
Text #5390150 (Length: 608 characters)

I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.