piglet (slaylet)

Race #2854

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Official speed 90.56 wpm (54.20 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 7, 2020 1:28:43pm UTC
Race Finish December 7, 2020 1:29:37pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. cedrilicity (80.14 wpm)
5. joodels (69.76 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 111.69
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